This is Wrong

To treat your bass in such a manner is very wrong.

Poor bass, being played so badly, and treated so badly. There should be an NSPCB, this is the kind of thing that would be in the advert.

If he was going for noise rock, he failed. If he was going for anything, he failed.

The £200 his mum spent on that bass could have been given to starving children.


Y'know, it'd be funny if 10 years down the line he's touring and recording in a high-profile and popular band

It wouldn't be that surprising, considering that Lars Ulrich is in one of the most popular bands on the planet...

maybe he is a genius and he is soloing over the elusive white noise scale.

Pastichio wrote:maybe he is a genius and he is soloing over the elusive white noise scale.

or maybe hes a complete idiot with no idea what hes doing

Maybe he's not actually there. Maybe we're not actually here. Maybe we're dreaming. All just dreaming. We're dreaming. Wake up. Gotta wake up. I'm dreaming. You're dreaming. It's a nightmare... I don't like it. Make it go away. Leave me alone. I'm dreaming.

Got to wake up.

Got to have your cereal?

...ticking on and on EVERYBODYS RUSSIAN.

willba wrote:...ticking on and on EVERYBODYS RUSSIAN.

In Soviet Russia, bass plays you!

Bass plays us anyway. Bass is a dirty little whore, bass knows we can't resist. It just wants to be slapped.

I need my mom.

He needs his to dress him every morning because he still hasn't figured out how T-shirts work yet.

That video was really the worstest (!!!!!!!!) bass playing ever ever ever done.

And I am trully afraid that in 10 years from now he maybe will be "playing" in a high profile band.

I trully trully get pi**ed with kids like that. I got the most cheap bass just to make myself learn and I am respecting it as if it was priced for a million dollars.

And that spoiled brat rapes a bass which is for sure better in quality than mine, have no respect for music or the money spent for him to have a descent bass so he can look cool in front of his friends.

This, is very sad. And I am upset now.

Will this cheer you up?

Of course will do!!!

That vid was amazing.

The Apotheosis one? Yeah, Jeff is the fucking boss. As for the OP one, wow. I'd confiscate that musical device if I ever met that guy.

How would someone acquire a tone like his?

I think he's using a really, really light gauge.

Indeed. But is that what gives him the tone?

Probably. They're tuned an octave higher. As for if anything else contributes to it... I dunno

Damn, is that bloke in the first vid wearing a 2-tone shirt? I love 2-tone.