Hello im new at this

Hi im phillip, ive just started playing and i dont know much about playing i could use some tips thanks.

Hey there. The most important thing is to spend quality time with your bass! This means taking it on dates, out to dinner. Bass guitars typically don't like swimming, though, or temperature changes. They do love to get fingered, though, so make sure you do that a lot. A little spanking is good too, makes here all that much hotter.

Thanks for the advice but i dont think my girlfriend would be to happy though.

Browse the forums and go through Dman's beginner lessons (and beyond once you're capable). Not much else I can suggest until you have some specific questions

Thanks

ThreeLetterSyndrom wrote:Hey there. The most important thing is to spend quality time with your bass! This means taking it on dates, out to dinner. Bass guitars typically don't like swimming, though, or temperature changes. They do love to get fingered, though, so make sure you do that a lot. A little spanking is good too, makes here all that much hotter.

Oh my god.... I love this. This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read.